You want creamy cheesey icing all over your face. You like red cake. You like velvet. Even Dracula had a velvet lining to his cape. Think about how sexy Dracula was. Who are you to doubt Dracula?
Now you can have Red Velvet Cake deliciousness in the portable energy source known as a Dive Bar. Taurine, Protein, and Caffeine. Yummy. In your tummy!