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Divorce Cake

Our Divorce Cake Dive Bar tastes like the corner piece at the birthday party—the one everyone secretly wants. Loaded with vanilla cake flavor, white chocolate chips, colorful sprinkles, and almond butter, this soft-baked favorite delivers real dessert satisfaction with protein packed into every bite. You'll love it more than your ex! 

Flavor Profile | Vanilla cake, white chocolate chips, sprinkles, almond butter
Texture & Feel | Soft-baked, chewy, dense, cake-like bite that actually satisfies
Best For | Sweet cravings, post-workout fuel, late-night snacks, and controlled dessert moments
Inspired By | Cake flavor that stopped being disappointing
Fuel Factor | 19g protein + functional fuel for real-life cravings

Divorce Cake is packed with:

⚡ 90mg Caffeine
💪 19g Protein
🌿 10g Fiber
🧠 Vitamins + Taurine + Collagen
🍫 Soft-baked almond butter protein bar

Lifestyle Suggestions

• Eat it when you want something sweet that actually satisfies
• Perfect post-workout when you want fuel, not filler
• Keep one for late-night cravings that don’t need a full dessert situation
• Works when you want “just something good” without overthinking it
• Swap it in when protein snacks feel boring or disappointing

Also…

This is what happens when dessert stops pretending.

A soft-baked almond butter protein bar built for real cravings, real macros, and real satisfaction — without the regret.