- Product description
FRUITY LOOPHOLE – EAT THE RAINBOW, DUDE!
Every protein bar company and their mother has made a fruity cereal-inspired bar. So we sat back, let them all take their shot, and carefully ranked HOW BAD THEY SUCKED AND IN WHAT ORDER!
Then we did the exact opposite.
Meet FRUITY LOOPHOLE — a ridiculously creamy, fruity MOFO built on our signature GOURMET ALMOND BUTTER!
Imagine the sweet, citrusy explosion of your favorite rainbow-colored childhood cereal colliding with that deliciously fruity, sugary milk left at the bottom of the bowl. Bright bursts of lemony-orange citrus, sweet cereal milk vibes, and rich, velvety almond butter come together in one outrageously delicious protein cookie dough!
IT'S LIKE SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH A GOURMET DESSERT!
Forget the cardboard cereal bars pretending to be a treat. We found the fruity loophole, and we're exploiting the HELL out of it!
EAT THE RAINBOW, DUDE! GET DOWN WIT' FRUITY LOOPHOLE!
