- Product description
- Toss one in your gym bag for the post-workout treat you'll actually look forward to
- Pair with your morning coffee when breakfast needs a little chaos
- Keep a stash at your desk because the vending machine doesn't deserve you
- Warm it up for thirty seconds when you want it to hit like a fresh brownie
- Share one with a friend who still thinks protein bars taste like sadness — problem solved
Bunny Crap
Easter came early — and it brought a brownie. Bunny Crap is a peanut butter-based bar loaded with cocoa, white chocolate, and crunchy Cadbury mini egg-style candy shells for the kind of Easter flavor that hits way harder than anything in a plastic basket. Soft, rich, and just unhinged enough to be a Dive Bar.
Flavor Profile | Chocolate peanut butter brownie with sweet candy crunch and white chocolate
Texture & Feel | Soft-baked base with crunchy candy shell mix-ins throughout
Best For | Easter season cravings, post-workout treats, anytime you need dessert to have a personality
Inspired By | Everything good about Easter candy — none of the hollow chocolate disappointment
Fuel Factor | Protein, caffeine, fiber, and vitamins because your snack should actually do something
Bunny Crap is packed with:
⚡ 90mg Caffeine
💪 20g Protein
🌿 10g Fiber
🧠 Vitamins + Taurine
🍫 Crunchy Mini Egg Candy Shells
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Who It's For
Gym rats, busy parents, late-night snackers, and anyone who thinks eating healthy shouldn't be a punishment.
