DECAF Divorce Cake

Same cake flava, freedom, and power—without the caffeine. DECAF Divorce Cake delivers soft-baked vanilla cake-inspired flavor with white chocolate notes and sprinkle-like sweetness in a protein bar made for dessert cravings any time of day.

All the indulgence, none of the caffeine—and none of the things (or people) you’re done with.

Flavor Profile | Vanilla cake-inspired flavor with white chocolate sweetness and dessert-style notes
Texture & Feel | Soft-baked, chewy texture with a smooth cake-like finish
Best For | Dessert cravings, afternoon snacks, evening treats, and late-night indulgence
Inspired By | Celebration cake flavor with a Dive Bar twist
Fuel Factor | Protein-packed and completely caffeine-free

DECAF Divorce Cake is packed with:

💪 19g Protein
🌿 10g Fiber
🍰 Vanilla Cake Flavor
🍫 White Chocolate Notes
🍪 Soft-Baked Texture
😴 Caffeine-Free

Lifestyle Suggestions

• Enjoy when you want cake flavor without the caffeine or the drama
• Perfect for afternoon sweet cravings with coffee or tea
• Great desk snack when you need a reset moment
• Ideal late-night treat without keeping you up
• Easy grab-and-go option for busy days

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A cake-inspired protein bar with vanilla sweetness, white chocolate notes, and soft-baked texture—built for dessert cravings and moving on from anything that doesn’t serve you.